Resolution Regarding North Korean Hostility

WHEREAS the United States has attempted diplomatic solutions to North Koreas' many grievous sleights to the United States and its allies;

WHEREAS the United States has patiently suffered international hostility for many years;

NAMELY the taking hostage of Diplomats in Iran, an act of war; the bombings of embassies and miltary bases abroad in Somalia, Beirut and others; multiple acts by foreign state sponsored terrorists against United States soldiers and civilians both on United States soil and abroad;

WHEREAS the fact that many of these offences have gone unpunished;

WHEREAS United States has suffered both politically and militarily from its failure to incur retribution;

WHEREAS THEREFORE it is in the best interest of the United States to take a firm and unforgiving postion of proactive defence;

WHEREAS North Korea is guilty of innumerable human rights violations;

NAMELY, the complete restriction of free speech, religion, press, and also of movement; forced prostitution; the existence and practice of a eugenics program; denial of food and other necessities to its citizens; and the implementation of concentration camps for political enemies, the mentally and physically disabled, and foreigners;

WHERIN ALONE even further abuses occur, not the least of which include forced abortions, beatings, torture, public humiliation, and public execution;

WHEREAS these transgressions are among the worst in the world committed by a government against its people;

WHEREAS a ceasefire does not designate the end of hostilities;

WHEREAS we are therefore still legally engaged in hostilities with North Korea;

WHEREAS we are allied with South Korea against North Korea;

WHEREAS regardless of any declaration or absence thereof on behalf of South Korea and the remainder of the Western world, North Korea has described relations as a state of war;

WHEREAS North Korea engages in hostile diplomatic posturing;

NAMELY declaring its sovereignty over the entire Korean peninsula, threatening to preemptively reduce South Korea to "debris" and a "sea of fire", refusal to engage in nuclear disarmament,

WHEREAS FURTHER North Korea has repeatedly engaged in hostile actions;

NAMELY the placing of artillery along the DMZ in order to make good on their aforementioned threats of preemptive strikes; the repeated testing of short-range missiles capable of striking as far as Japan; their repeated development and testing of nuclear materials and weapons; hostile naval border disputes; and repeated attempts to assassinate South Korean officials;

WHEREAS repeated attempts by the international community to censure and sanction North Korea have failed to produce any desireable results;

WHEREAS Pyongyang announced to its country that "It is a laughable delusion for the United States to think that it can get us to kneel with sanctions";

WHEREAS FURTHER Pyongyang has threatened that"armed forces will deal an annihilating blow that is unpredictable and unavoidable, to any 'sanctions' or provocations by the US" and a "fire shower of nuclear retaliation";

WHEREAS a conventional military action against North Korea would be extremely costly, as South Korea itself would be severely damaged, as well as the armies of both South Korea and the United States and all other allies who desire to rid the world of the North Korean pestilence;

WHEREAS combat operations are made more difficult when dealing with fanatical populations spurred on by a cult of personality;

WHEREAS the Laws of War further complicate operations in such situations and will contribute further to the death tolls of the forces liberating the Korean peninsula;

WHEREAS the North Korean citizenry have largely had their free will subjugated to a fanatical cult of personality;

WHEREAS the North Korean Army will draft any and all able bodied persons in defence of Kim Jong Il;

WHEREAS empirical experience shows the preservation of life to be impossible when dealing with these fanatics;

WHEREAS these fanatics often engage in suicidal defence of their oppressors at great cost on both sides of the engagement;

WHEREAS the persons enslaved in North Koreas concentration camps will be put to death at the first sign of an attempt to free them;

WHEREAS it is therefore reasonable to assume that, in order to neutralize the North Korean threat, the majority of its population will be annihilated;

LET IT BE RESOLVED that as North Korea constitutes a hostile, unreasonable and belligerent nation; that North Korea is a threat to all free countries in Eastern Asia and seeks to threaten the entire Free World;

LET IT BE FURTHER RESOLVED that the United States will temporarily cease combat operations abroad in order to bring the entirety of its air power to bear on North Korea. The United States will strike without warning and will commence saturation carpet bombing of every inch of North Korea's 46,528 square miles, without respect or regard to the targeted area, whether it be military, civilian, or undeveloped;

LET IT BE FURTHER RESOLVED that this operation will attempt to maximize the demoralizing effect of aerial bombardments by approaching from as many sides of the nation as possible so as to prevent retaliation or escape, by using all variety of armament excluding nuclear weapons, by repeating strikes so as to ensure complete destruction of North Korean infrastructure and military material, and by broadcasting Richard Wagners' "Flight of the Valkyries" and Jimi Hendrix's rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner" on all frequencies and from loudspeakers on our bombers and at the DMZ;

LET IT BE FURTHER RESOLVED that these actions should be construed to impart to other entities currently engaged in hostilities with the United States the generosity and good-will of the United States when our military actions do not involve complete destruction, but rather a precise, surgical invasion seeking to minimize civilian death and loss of infrastructure.